Sania Mania and the Cosmological Constant

I dont know how many of you guys are fans of Doordarshan. Doordarshan’s importance cannot be taken lightly.

After a long research and analysis, I now begin to suspect Doordarshan is the Cosmological Constant that Einstein mentioned in his field equation. When everything expands, time, space, 3rd dimension (Why do they call it ‘di’mension when its the third. Shouldn’t it be ‘tri’mension?), 4th dimension and all other dimensions, there is one thing in the universe that remains constant. And that my dear friends is Doordarshan. I’ll tell you why at the end of this post.

As per Wikipedia,

“Breaking news or special report is a current event that broadcasters feel warrants the interruption of scheduled programming in order to report its details. Many times, breaking news is used after the news network has already reported on this story. When a story has not been reported on previously, the graphic and phrase Just In is sometimes used instead. Its use is often loosely assigned to the most significant story of the moment or a story that is being covered live. It could be a story that is simply of wide interest to viewers and has little impact otherwise.”

The below news item that got breaking news slots was not

• Path breaking
• News breaking
• TV breaking

or breaking anything for that matter. (May be a little ‘heart breaking’ for some guys).

Somebody’s gotta tell the Indian News media the truth.

We didnt watch Sania playing tennis coz she was good at it…We watched her coz she wore mini skirts and she was hot in it.

Now that she is not playing tennis and she is not wearing mini skirts, why would anyone watch a piece of news about her marriage? I could have almost forgiven the media if her wedding was a small snippet in the news but to give it the stature of breaking news when 79 CRPF men were killed by Maoists is unpardonable.

CNN IBN

Headlines Today

IBN7

IBNLive

NDTV 24X7

NDTV_India

Sun News

Times Now

Zee News

People from Indian News media…please listen….. WE DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!

While all the news channels were covering Sania Shoaib wedding, our good old DD covered this

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Doordarshan

Pity Einstein couldnt live to see this!!!

Meanwhile, Indian News media…Pongada Dei

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