Serial Killers of India



Serial Killers on prowl across India

Reports on suicide among men aged between 18 and 99 are reported across the cities of Chennai, Mumbai, Bangalore, Kolkata, Delhi and villages of all sizes and proportions. It has been suspected that the suicides are a direct result of coming into contact with these serial killers. These serial killers are suspected to induce suicide among menfolk by a combination of high pitched vocal noises, jarring music and illogical words. The victims usually cut their throat with a “Mokkai” blade or cut their wrists or jump from the second floor of their suburban apartments. Though their sightings are widely reported, these serial killers are unable to be stopped by the law enforcement officers due to overwhelming support by the womenfolk of India.
Media widely claims that this is an act by womenfolk to avenge the menfolk for the female infanticide that diseased the country during the early part of 19th century.
The Police have drawn a sketch of their behaviour pattern which is presented below :

Classification

  • SoapOperatus Maranamokkaiyo Tearjerkeralus

Inspired by

  • Days of our lives
  • The bold and the beautiful

General Motive:

  • * To Get Revenge
  • * Business Enmity
  • * Marital Discords
  • * Sibling Rivalry
  • * Torturing In-Laws

Modus Operandi

  • Cry like the world is coming to an end
  • Shriek with decibel levels of over 110dB – Equivalent of a car horn
  • Play a rambam(chainsaw like) music at 110 db
  • Confuse the human mind with illogical relationships that put Jerry Springer to a shame

Affectionately Called As

  • Tear-Jerkers

Target

  • Unsuspecting males of age between 18 and 99
  • Men belonging to 28 states, 7 union territories and expatriates living in all the countries that have a satellite telecast of Indian media.
  • Attacks usually between 11 AM to 4 PM and then again from 7 PM to 11 PM

Below are some of the pictures of these serial killers. (As reported earlier, they could not be stopped even though they were available to have their pictures taken.)

SunTV

SunTV

JayaTV

JayaTV

Colors

Colors

StarPlus

StarPlus

UdayaTV

UdayaTV

Bharati TV

Bharati TV

ZeeTV

ZeeTV

VijayTV

VijayTV

Sorry for those who were expecting a post on Charles Sobhraj, Auto Shankar or Moninder and Koli.

This post is not about Charles Sobhraj, Auto Shankar or Pandher & Kohli. But a different breed of serial killers that get sponsorships and have full support of womenfolk. These serial killers are worser than the afore-mentioned real ones, coz they torture us to a slow painful death. Also unlike the other serial killers, they have a well founded motive. And the motives can be classified into

  • Extramarital Affair
  • To Get Revenge
  • Business Enmity
  • Marital Discords
  • Sibling Rivalry
  • Torturing In-Laws

Now you might have guessed I’m talking about the television serials at prime time where somebody or the other always cries so much with a rambam music that we badly want to kill ourselves. All the television serials between 7 PM and 11 PM in all the channels center abound these 6 themes. Its just that the order of these serials might differ from one channel to the other but the content remains the same. Following are screenshots of TV serials taken during prime time last week.

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4 Comments on “Serial Killers of India”

  1. Chithu Says:

    Machi i think u forgot to mention abt Wilbur sargunaraj in the last line. šŸ˜€

  2. ashokjan24 Says:

    Never heard of him…who is that?

  3. ashokjan24 Says:

    Sorry Chithu!!!I dont know how I missed him…All hail Wilbur Sargunaraj šŸ™‚

  4. Chithu Says:

    U dono abt him??? OMG u missing a great legend da. Search for his videos in Youtube. LMAO


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