F1 Sucks!!


Ok. Let me tell you why….

It’s a sport where drivers go round and round on a piece of circular road for about 60 times.

There is no point system to keep track of scores.

The audience get to see the cars driving past for a fraction of a second, rest of the time they watch it on TV, even while on the game arena.

A guy who lags behind in 59 laps but comes first in 60th lap can be a winner.

The roads are neatly paved and are in good driving condition.

Medical help is a few feet away.

All co-drivers are sensible people.

So why would anyone watch such a sport where there is no thrill of anything ever happenning except for the last second? Please help me understand whats the fun in watching them ride for 60 laps?

F1 afficianados, answer these questions for me…

1. Can the F1 drivers ride on such roads?

Chennai Pothole

Can the F1 Drivers drive in such roads?

2. Do the F1 drivers have to tackle Chennai autorickshaws that have their windshield totally covered by a picture of their favourite filmstar and drive only with the help of God?

Chennai Autorickshaw Windshield

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle Chennai autorickshaws that have their windshield totally covered by a picture of their favourite filmstar and drive only with the help of God?

3. Do the F1 drivers have to tackle Chennai Metro bus drivers who can stop the buses only by hitting a tree or a light post or a wall?

Chennai Bus

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle Chennai bus drivers who can stop the buses only by crashing into a tree, wall or a light post?

4.Do the F1 drivers have to tackle projectiles (cricket balls) from kids playing on the street?

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle projectiles (cricket balls) from kids playing on the street?

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle projectiles (cricket balls) from kids playing on the street?

5. Do the F1 drivers have to tackle cows on the roads? (India is the only country where the animals also have equal rights.)

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle cows on the roads? (India is the only country where the animals also have equal rights.)

Do the F1 drivers have to tackle cows on the roads? (India is the only country where the animals also have equal rights.)

6. Do the F1 drivers have to fear that the overloaded truck in front may capsize anytime and crush them?

Overloaded Truck

Do the F1 drivers have to fear that the overloaded truck in front may capsize anytime and crush them?

7. Do the F1 drivers have to worry about road caving in anytime?

Do the F1 drivers have to worry about road caving in anytime?

Do the F1 drivers have to worry about road caving in anytime?

8. Do the F1 Drivers have the skill set to negotiate this traffic and reach home for dinner?

Do the F1 Drivers have the skill set to negotiate this traffic and reach home for dinner?

Do the F1 Drivers have the skill set to negotiate this traffic and reach home for dinner?

9. Do the F1 Drivers have to tackle hazardous material scattered in the road, courtesy of corporation of Chennai?

Do the F1 Drivers have to tackle hazardous material scattered in the road, courtesy of corporation of Chennai?

Do the F1 Drivers have to tackle hazardous material scattered in the road, courtesy of corporation of Chennai?

10. Finally, can the F1 drivers  drive  in an intersection that doesn’t have a traffic light?

Finally, can the F1 drivers  drive  in an intersection that doesn't have a traffic light?

Finally, can the F1 drivers drive in an intersection that doesn't have a traffic light?

Now let me smack talk to you F1 fans. My drive to work which is just 4 kms away is more thrilling and eventful than a 70 lap F1 game. I think this game can be a good competitor for Sura – the Vijay movie for torturing captured terrorists.

If you still find F1 fascinating, get a shrink.

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4 Comments on “F1 Sucks!!”

  1. vijayan Says:

    Awesome post in an awesome blog..
    Accidentally landed up in your blog and enjoyin it… 5 stars…

  2. Vishnu Durai Says:

    absolute truth……..!!!! superb,


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